Noir Admirer Gifts

Mobster R&D

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Sunbathing in Autumn

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Horn of Leftovers

The Philip Marlow family

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Punkins

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

The First Day of Fall.

Elusive Shadow.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

Male Pattern Baldness

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Balding Autumn Tree.

Windfarm Autumn.

"You have a chlorophyll deficiency. It's common this time of year."

Fall in the Greek Temple