Ronaldo Admirer Gifts

Cristiano Ronaldo

'I know it's gassy...'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Raphael

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Medical Examinations.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

USA-China, trade war.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Streetcar in New Orleans

Al Pacino

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Johnny Depp

Book Shop.

George teaching the dragon,

Raymond Queneau

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"Amateur!"

Dragon fireplace

BEER BELLY

Countess