Ronaldo Admirer Pillows

Cristiano Ronaldo

'I know it's gassy...'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Raphael

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Medical Examinations.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Streetcar in New Orleans

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

USA-China, trade war.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Book Shop.

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

George teaching the dragon,

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"My portfolio is really imbalanced."

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

Countess

Dragon fireplace

BEER BELLY

"Amateur!"