Doc Admirer Pillows

Medical Examinations.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Senta jumps into the sea

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'Mother?'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.