Doctor Life Admirer Pillows

On-Call Room. This room is for the on-call surgeons. Operators are standing by!

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Medical Examinations.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"I can't find anything wrong with you - it must be the drink." "OK - come back when you're sober."

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

"Your guess is as good as mine, but yours isn't covered by insurance."

Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

'Everybody loves Raymond, but what about ME?'

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

Ted Kennedy.

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

'You're not a wolverine. You're a werewolf.'

"Sorry, I don't like your opinion either, can I have a fifth?"

Medical School Graduation Gowns.

'I'm administering the anesthetic.'

'Quick! Contact my doctor.'

"I brake for all Police Cars."

"Of course you can have some respect sir, but we don't treat wounded pride!"

'Why is it that whenever there's four out of five doctors, you're always the fifth one?'