Doctor Life Admirer Mugs

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Medical Examinations.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"I can't find anything wrong with you - it must be the drink." "OK - come back when you're sober."

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

"Your guess is as good as mine, but yours isn't covered by insurance."

Ted Kennedy.

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

'I'm administering the anesthetic.'

'You're not a wolverine. You're a werewolf.'

"Sorry, I don't like your opinion either, can I have a fifth?"

"I brake for all Police Cars."

"Of course you can have some respect sir, but we don't treat wounded pride!"

'Quick! Contact my doctor.'

'Yes, I could 'take a wild guess', but I think I'll do some tests.'

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."