Noisy Music Enthusiast Pillows

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Future garbage truck driver.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Piano Recital

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Elvis Presley

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Rap music

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Kritik's Korner

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'