Noise Sensitive Pet Parent Gifts

Happy Fourth of July!

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Cat in Tree.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'I've got it written down...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Cat on guitar

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Let's get the ball."

'I think we deprived him an hour of human companionship today.'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"I'll distract him by pretending to throw a ball. That's when you grab some catnip toys and run."

'...And this is no man's land!'

"Oh, the curse of a refined palate."

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

"Perhaps we should stay home this evening."

up on the table

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"And if one of those dog control officers come after you, throw them one of these...that'll keep them busy."

"My cat is so quiet. Is he depressed?" "My cat is so loud. Is he sick?"

Fear of the loud flush

"I'm here to complain about the noise."