Noise Escapist Prints

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Audio Books

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"How to deal with weeds."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

Nature Magnified

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

A man relaxes in a folding chair on the back of a whale.

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