Auditory Escapist Prints

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Audio Books

"Ding" "Dong"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"Now. Hear. This."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

Free Thinking.

'Tell me if this hurts.'

Virtual Reality Check

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

"You're a very lucky man, Mr. David. Your insurance covers it."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

Tortured by music

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

'Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.'