Noise Evader Prints

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

At the rock concert...

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Confucius say: shut up.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Nature Magnified

You are what you collect.

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

"It was heaven before this."

"God...I hate elevator music."

"He's not good with change!"

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home