Noel Celebrant Gifts

"I'm the designated driver."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Congratulations!

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Free love

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Trick or treat?"

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Year of the Rat

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

Poinsettia

Passover Plague

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

The wedding.

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

I believe he started on the shop floor.

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'