Nocturnal Worrier Gifts

Do you have any pull with the IRS?

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

A Hole in the Dike

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Questions

Pull and all nighter...

Things that go beep in the night.

Separation Anxiety

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Bat

Monster Realtor

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Scarecrow.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

Stormy Night

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'