"That couple behind me seem happy enough. Laughing, bantering. Probably holding hands. Not a care in the world. I hate them. The waitress is cute. No eye contact however. And the coffee is cold. She hates me."
Nocturnal Nibbler Gifts
Looking for a fun way to delight the night owl in your circle? Our creative collection features quirky and charming products that capture the essence of nocturnal nibblers. Whether they love late-night snacks or just adore the quiet hours of the night, you'll find playful mugs, witty t-shirts, comfy pillows, and art prints that match their unique vibe. Brighten their evenings with gifts that resonate with their love for after-hours fun and creativity, making every night a little more special.
"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"
The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.
'Your night writing book, madam.'
"Are you willing to work the night shift?"
Pull and all nighter...
Things that go beep in the night.
You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.
"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"
"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."
'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'
"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."
'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'
"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"
My boat
"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."
'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'
'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'
A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.
The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.
Stormy Night
"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."
'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"
'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'
Exercise for the end of the day...
"Look—there it goes again!"
Foodie Bank
"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"
'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'
"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."
"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"
Man eating 'after work mints'
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
Nocturnal Nibbler Gifts Collection
Nocturnal Nibbler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for nocturnal nibblers—quirky, witty, and perfect for late-night coffee or tea moments.
Nocturnal Nibbler Pillows
Comfort and humor combine on our pillows, perfect for late-night lounging for your favorite nocturnal nibbler.
Nocturnal Nibbler Prints
Decorate their space with expressive prints that capture the creative vibe of those who flourish under moonlight.
Nocturnal Nibbler T-Shirts
Find fun and creative t-shirts that celebrate the nocturnal nibbler in your life—wear their love for the night with pride.