Night Out Nibblers Gifts

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Professional woman in pub

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Balloon tattoos

Worm Bed

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Another martini please.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'Oi! '

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

My boat

Jazz Bar.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'