Night Out Nibblers Gifts

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Clubbing

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Professional woman in pub

Worm Bed

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Balloon tattoos

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Another martini please.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

My boat

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'Oi! '

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

Jazz Bar.