Noble Pet Fan Gifts

Cat with Crown.

"Cat box"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

What does aloof mean?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"She's a miniature."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Tandem cyclists

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

Snake -charmer's convention

"Woof, woof!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

"Whoa! Your dog whistle works great!!"

(Hollywood dog) (Hey! that's the 'rin-tin-tin'. I ordered a 'Benji'!)

Cat Heaven

Dalmatian in a red cap

Sign at pet shop reads, 'Warning! Do not buy if seal is broken.'