No-nonsense Mind T-Shirts

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

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Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Nervous Buddha

Sea of Tranquillity

Actual Results May Vary

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Brain versus Religion.

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"What part of this don't you understand?"

'Careful, Jake. I think he's gettin' ideas.'

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

Always right.

'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

"You've given me a lot to think about the next time my phone isn't working."

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

'All I want from them is a simple majority on things.'

Have you ever tried omphaloskepsis, Axel? It's the contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. Being a comic strip wolverine, I don

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"I'm thinking about working out."

"There's no 'I' in denial."

'It was nice of tou yo come all this way but most people just visit my website.'

American Police