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'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Light Bulb Moment

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Paranormal A-Z...

A boy acting suspiciously

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Schrödinger and his cat

Evolution.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"And you need to know this why?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Assertiveness

Subatomic particles

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

A young positivist.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'