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"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

'Does that mean 1 in 5 people actually enjoy it. . .?'

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

'It is our duty as scientists to question everything.' 'Says who?'

Microscope slide

"Well, that's it for our first day. Now, before we go home, do you have any questions for me?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "How old are you?" "Are you gay?" "Are you married?" "Is that your real hair color?"

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

'Mom, how does the digestive system work?'

'If junk food is out and healthy food is in, what's going to happen to doctors?'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

Is the energy clean?

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

Kiosks: Information...Know It- All.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"From now on I will raise every student's grade by a point as long as nobody in this class ever again asks the question, 'Why do we have to do this?'"

What A Butterfly Sees

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

Magazine Section at Shops

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

'Boy! -- What'll they think of next?'

'Snakes are inquisitive creatures ,Miss Bingley.What worries me is ,has he eaten to-day ?'

'But if I learn the multiplication table now, how do I know it won't be superseded by new discoveries?'

'This whole Bible thing sounds like a conspiracy theory to me!'

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'This sex thing has me confused, Dad -- Where do little homosexuals come from?'

"Well it doesn't say, but I doubt that the voyage was sponsored by a pet food company."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"How come when it rains sheep don't shrink?"