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The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

WiFi Signals

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Addicted to reading

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Why giraffes hate winter