Nitro Nerd Mugs

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

WiFi Signals

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Jack London

Moby Dick

My other cello is a Stradivari

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Addicted to reading

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Corporate Greed.

Why giraffes hate winter

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"