Nirvana Nester Gifts

'I don't see why Tibet needs a census!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Nest building

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Yes, I know the Meaning of Life, but I've decided to franchise it!'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Sitting Out the Lambada

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'Second childhood, eh?'

Walking the Dog.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'