Ninjutsu Gifts

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

Ninja Fly Swatter

Overjumpers

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Remember me?'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

Knight with paint tin on his head.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Early Night Club

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'