Nighttime Jester Pillows

"I hate open-mike night."

"I slept funny!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You owe me five bucks."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

Show Jumping Tantrums

NSA is coming to town.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Another wedding

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Christmas Newspapers

"Wow nice jump!"

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!