Nighttime Jester Pillows

"I hate open-mike night."

"I slept funny!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You owe me five bucks."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

Show Jumping Tantrums

NSA is coming to town.

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"Mum, I think Grandad's run out of batteries."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Another wedding

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

Christmas Newspapers

Blow Up Christmas Tree

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!