Nietzsche Fan Gifts

Paul Ree

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Falstaff

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Tower Hamlets

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Much ado list"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

A Freudian slip...

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Leonore from Fidelio

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Franz Kafka

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Restaurant in the Strand.

"Play on."