German Literature Fan Gifts

Sturm & Drang

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

Scarpia from Tosca

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Günter Grass

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Jack London

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Lady Macbeth