German Literature Fan Mugs

Sturm & Drang

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

Scarpia from Tosca

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Jack London

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Lady Macbeth