German Art Fan Gifts

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Pray for me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Double Saxophone

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Posh Easter Egg

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Flying in Formation.

Bertolt Brecht.

"I could do that."

Oreolas

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Habanero ..."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Monet in the '90s.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

The iPad Players

The drinker.

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."