Nicotine Addiction Gifts

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Codependipity.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There you are - it works!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

"...No more black coffee!"

"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly."

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'I'm trying to put my falling off the wagon behind me...'

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.