Nicotine Addiction Pillows

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Codependipity.

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"They're infantilizing us!"

'There you are - it works!'

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly."

"...No more black coffee!"

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'

'I'm trying to put my falling off the wagon behind me...'