Nickname Nostalgia Gifts

Reverting to his childhood nickname made Mr. Cleaver seem more approachable.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

The Music Box

Fade to black...

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

Flava Superba

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"