Nickname Nostalgia Mugs

Reverting to his childhood nickname made Mr. Cleaver seem more approachable.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Music Box

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Flava Superba

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Creepy Camp Stories.

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"