Niche Food Lover Pillows

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Tzatzikicicle

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'