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Clandestine Cuisine

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Thermidor Dali

Pizza Tower Bridge

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Tzatzikicicle

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."