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Clandestine Cuisine

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"They know me here."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Tzatzikicicle

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Pizza Tower Bridge

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."