Ngo Staff Gifts

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Humanitarian Relief.

"Nation-building never works."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Mario Draghi

Woman carries the world.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Multi-tasking.

Gay Times...

'These are job perks.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Busy office.

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Brainstorm in progress.

The role of administration.

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Sales.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'