Ngo Supporter Gifts

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

"Nation-building never works."

Woman carries the world.

National Everything Awareness Day

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Eat my dust!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

World Hunger Conference.

Palin 2012

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Congratulations!

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Same Sex Wedding

Black Crayon

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'