Newswhiz Gifts

"When big news breaks, do you find your sister's tweets a good source?"

Big Bang Theory.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Google car."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Examinations.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Otto the SmartyCar!

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Technologies and distance classes

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"He's my school project for science class."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'