News Savant Gifts

"Oh, don't be alarmed...I'm just using this terrible situation to get my Muslim travel ban through the Supreme Court!"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

TV-Man

Giraffe Selfie

Where was I?

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

Early Learning Today

"#notguilty."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Social Media

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

The Plasmas.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

"Hang in there, pal. I launched a crowdfunding website for you."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.