News Gathering Gifts

News crews fight for coverage

Trial by Media

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

National Everything Awareness Day

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The prying mantis,

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Time for tea and friendship.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

Playing cards.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Medieval headlines.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Midwest Winter Items.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Party Time!