News Fiend Pillows

Election 2020

Vlad Simpson

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Corporate Greed.

Nervous World Markets.

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

The game comes first...

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

'That damn racial scandal.'

"This is not good at all!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

Mitch McConnell

RAISED BY PHONES

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

Self made dictator Putin

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'