Newborn Wrangler Gifts

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The First Martian Dog.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I'm so good at this!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'