Newborn Wrangler Gifts

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I'm so good at this!"

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'