New to New York, Mr Golez often felt he was living in a garbage can.
Newbie New Yorker Gifts
Welcoming a fresh face to the city that never sleeps? Our curated selection of fun, thoughtful products captures the excitement and challenges of being a new New Yorker. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the perfect way to say 'you've got this!' and help new residents embrace their Big Apple adventure—one quirky gift at a time.
Pigeon Little
Good Luck!
BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'
'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'
'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
Batman's Baby
"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"
"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."
Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building
Blok drives by New York City.
"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."
Olympics create interest in curling.
"Triple whammy."
'Quantitative easing' made easy for dummies.
'I may not have the skills or education for this position, but I do understand the cartoons in the The New Yorker.'
Almost Everything Bagel
"To the lady in the harbor."
Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.
Fisherman's new baby.
Welcome to our team.
"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."
"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"
"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"
'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'
'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'
"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.
'This would make a really funny New Yorker cartoon.'
"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."
A Day at the Comics Bar
'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'
"We pigeons are proof in you can make it in NYC, you can make it anywhere."
Hurricane Hits New York
The New Yorker Cartoon Appreciation Society
Newbie New Yorker Gifts Collection
Newbie New Yorker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating new New Yorkers—ideal for gifting or starting the day with a Big Apple smile.
Newbie New Yorker Pillows
Discover cozy pillows designed for new residents embracing their Big Apple journey, making any space feel like home.
Newbie New Yorker Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate New York life—perfect for decorating a new apartment and capturing the city's energetic vibe.
Newbie New Yorker T-Shirts
Find fun t-shirts that capture the spirit of a newbie in NYC—great for exploring the city in style and comfort.