Newbie New Yorker Mugs

New to New York, Mr Golez often felt he was living in a garbage can.

Pigeon Little

Good Luck!

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Blok drives by New York City.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Triple whammy."

'Quantitative easing' made easy for dummies.

Almost Everything Bagel

"To the lady in the harbor."

Welcome to our team.

Fisherman's new baby.

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

Hurricane Hits New York

A Day at the Comics Bar

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate