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"Everything bagel?"

Counting ribs

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Dad's old fashioned barbeque