New Year Transition Pillows

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

2003. Sure, it ages you, but what other job lets you start work by dropping the ball and ends with retiring your number. 2004.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

The arrival of 2013.

"C'mon, everyone is waiting for you!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cimafunk

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Be Healthy

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"