New Year Transition Gifts

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

The arrival of 2013.

"C'mon, everyone is waiting for you!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"