New Year Resolver Gifts

The Janopause

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I hate this time of year."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'Happy New Year!'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Next years calendar.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Waiting for 2018

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

"I'm starting my diet today."

2010 Calendar.

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

Mouse Cracker

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."

New Year Resolutions 1) Dance as if no one is watching, 2) Sing is like no one's listening, 3) Love like you'll never get hurt, 4) Live like it's heaven on earth, 6) Lose weight!