New Year Resolver Pillows

The Janopause

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I hate this time of year."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'Happy New Year!'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Next years calendar.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"This year I'm getting in shape."

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

Waiting for 2018

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

2010 Calendar.

"I'm starting my diet today."

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

Mouse Cracker

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'