New Year Motivation Gifts

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

Let's get organized

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Cimafunk

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Be Healthy

Go team!

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'